"Need something, pal?"
"Hey. How's it going, girl?"
"You- You're a Nosferatu aren't you?"
"aw man Wait. Say that again."
"There You gollum man You're a vampire, aren't you"
"Come on. aw man You are too! Don't bullshit me man hehe, just come clean you know I mean oh man I ain't gonna tell no one. It's OK man. I just wanna talk!"
"Come on. You are too! aw man Don't bullshit me girl, just come clean. I ain't gonna tell no one. It's OK. I just wanna talk!"
"Hey I work for a vampire! I don't know how much I should tell you but oh man damn, it would be awesome to talk to someone else
"on the inside", know what I mean? haha oh man"
"Fine. Don't admit it. Be that way."
"So now you're coming back to talk to me for what, to tell me you're really, really not a vampire?"
"Why should I tell you? You're not being straight with me."
Hell yeah! Oh man I knew it! I just oh geez I knew you were. I could just tell. I oh man this is great and Then I saw your teeth and I was like Damn it was like I could just sense you. The name's Knox Harrington. Pleasure to meet you oh man
"I'm a ghoul. I didn't know about any of this stuff until a couple months ago when this guy just appeared and all the sudden bam! -vampires are real and right there in front of my eyes. Blew my goddamn mind."
"Well, the way it was explained to me, whenever a vampire lets a human drink some of their vampire blood, the human gains a little vampire power, can heal up quick and that kinda stuff. Then they're a "ghoul"."
"It's awesome. Man after that first taste of vampire blood. . . it's like the best drug, only it didn't mess me up, just made me feel like I was better at everything. I felt like a god, just sucking on this nasty dude's wrist."
"Man, I wish I knew where he was. I'm getting antsy waiting around for him. I need to tell him some stuff. But I dunno where he is or stays or anything. Whenever he needs me he just. . . Appears."
"Uh, no offense."
"It's crazy, he just appears out of like thin air. The first time he appeared, man, like to give me a goddamn heart attack. Especially how he looks, blech."
"Bertram says he's needed someone to do some things, and he'd been watching me work as a bounty hunter for a while and he picked me. It's so cool. It's like a job promotion only I may get to like, live forever."
"[anxious sigh]Well, Bertram had me keeping an eye on this guy, this asian dude who's been poking around Santa Monica. Bertram thought he might be a vampire or. . . something like a vampire, I dunno."
man This guy this this thing got wise to me. Now instead of me watching him, he's watching me you know. I see this guy appear around me all the time, like off in the distance watching me he'll, warp up next to me, aw man then whoop disappear."
"It's freaking me out. I know this thing is totally toying with me; I want to put a bullet in its head but who knows if that'll do anything. So I was waiting til I talked to Bertram but hell if I know where he disappeared to. It's messed up."
"Well he's the only vampire I know but he seems pretty damn powerful. When he's looking at you it's like he's scanning your brain. It's crazy. But I guess that's the Nosferatu's thing. They like, know everything I guess."
"His name is Bertram Tung. He's a Nosferatu[noss-fuh-RAH-too]."
"Look, I didn't want to ask you but since you're a kickass vampire and I'm just the lowly ghoul, would you mind getting rid of this thing?"
Ah come on man, what could I possibly have that a frickin vampire would want? When I hear from Bertram, I'll let him know you're looking for him, how's that? Come on dude
Ah come on girl, what could I possibly have that a frickin vampire would want? When I hear from Bertram, I'll let him know you're looking for him, how's that? Come on hun
Hell yeah! Right on. OK like I said he's some kind of asian vampire thing you know The only clue I've got is this driver's license that he dropped once while I was tailing him. I've been so freaked out that I haven't even had a chance to check it out
No the picture on the license isn't him. I don't know why he had it, but well it might help you find out where he is and what he's doing. Here, take it
Damn dude. aw man That's cold. I thought we were getting to be tight, man, since we're both, you know, are on the inside. Let me know if you change your mind
"Damn girl. That's cold. I thought we were getting to be tight, man, since we're both, you know, are on the inside. Let me know if you change your mind."
"Right on. Just come back and let me know the jobs done so I can stop freaking out oh man. And maybe I'll see Bertram by then."
"Yo dude. You do that thing yet?"
"Yo girl. You do that thing yet?"
"Damn dude. Damn. Aw DamnI was really hoping you had. Let me know when you do."
"Ah hell. Arthur? Damn man. I feel bad leaving him up shit creak, but I can't go back to bounty hunting now."
"Nope. My new boss has me set up."
"Ah come on. Imagine I'm chasin down some loser who skipped bail on a penny ante robbery charge and all the sudden some vampire business comes up. I mean What am I gonna do, tell a vampire to piss off cuz I gotta catch Johnny Hubcapper?"
"Hey! What's up?"
"As a matter of fact I do. Go see my man Trip at the pawn shop. He won't sell to just anyone but tell him you know Knox and he'll set you right up."
"Oh thank god oh man Yes! That thing was hounding me like every night. Look, I still haven't heard anything from Bertram, sorry okay. I'll still let him know but for now I have no way to repay you."
"Bertram said it's like a vampire, but different you know. It's like what they have in China instead of vampires. He said lots of them have been coming to California for some reason, I dunno."
"What are you saying?"
"OK, ok, ok. Dammit Knox. Damn, aw man alright look, I messed up, OK? I'm just doing what I was told though-"
"Bertram knew you were coming. Knew you'd come by here. He planted me and told me what to say about the asian vamp but it's true. I swear. And everything else is true too. This asian guy needs to be taken out whop I can't do it, so Bertram needs you to."
"Nah uh uh, he can't stick his neck out like that. He doesn't deal directly. His way I guess. So can you do it?"
"Seriously, no really, this thing is here and it's bad news for all of us. Betram says there could be an army of them show up any day unless we show them we mean business."
"Right on, man! Yes! Hey im sorry again for what happened before. I still haven't heard anything from Bertram but I'll let him know about how good you did and about how you were cool about everything yeah oh man"
"Right on, girl! Yes! Hey sorry again for what happened before. I still haven't heard anything from Bertram but I'll let him know about how good you did and about how you were cool about everything yeah oh man
"Hey! So, like, how are you doing on that thing we talked about?"
"Oh cool. He'll be glad once we get this problem taken care of."
"Damn man, that's cold. Thats Ice cold Damn! Why'd you have to do that? huh I thought we were cool!"
Well, uh yeah. Bertram's teaching me the ropes and this was a little test, dealing with you. But it's still serious vampire business this asian thing needs to be taken out. How are you doing on that?"
"Awesome. Bertram'll be psyched then. Well, it was great working with you. Hopefully one day we'll get to team up again and maybe I'll be, like, a full-fledged vampire by then!"
"Damn."
"aw man Thanks again for your help."
"aw man Yeah, sure. What do you want to know?"
"Oh, damn! You're talking all this crazy shit! Oh man I bet that means you're Malkavian, huh? I know a little about you guys. Your head's all like messed up, right? Like Hannibal Lecter crazy, know what I'm sayin'?"
Whu how did you know Uh look ha oh manI don't know what you're talking about. Anyway, why should I tell you anything? Huh i mean You're not being straight with me."
"[Surprised] Huh? Yeah! I am a bounty hunter! And you mean gold like Fort Knox, right? Hell yeah! You can like read minds, right? See? This is some crazy vampire shit!"
"Life eater? Damn! I don't even know what that means! Is that vampire for scary ass asian dude that can probably kick my ass? Oh man Cause, like, that's what I think he is."
"Bertram said it's like a vampire, but different you know. It's like what they have in China instead of vampires. He said lots of them have been coming to California for some reason, I dunno"
"aw man You You're a vampire, aren't you"
"Ohh man, I really wish I could tell you, but I don't think I'm supposed to. But it's really cool to be talkin to you just well because I don't get a lot of chance to talk to vampires oh man well other than my master, so I thought I'd just say what's up, ya know?"
"What's up, man?"
"What's up, girl?"
"Hey, man."
"Hey, girl."
"Well look I probably shouldn't tell you this, but I'm on a secret mission for my master. Well, hey, ha it's been great talking to you man, but I better be going aw man you know important stuff to do ha"
"[Agitated] Not much. I'm just waiting around for my master."
"[Looks around, nervously] Okay, okay. I guess I can tell you about him."
"Not good. That's why I'm waiting to talk to him."
"Hey, man, just because I'm a ghoul and you're some cool vampire you don't need to treat me like crap."
"Hey, chick, just because I'm a ghoul and you're some cool vampire you don't need to treat me like crap okay oh man you make me so sick
"I uh I uh screw you! I don't need this. I just thought it'd be cool to talk to you, but I guess not"
"What do you want? Are you here to insult me some more?"
"Really?! ha That is so cool, it's like, oh man I knew you weren't an asshole!"
"Leave me alone."
"That's messed up, man. I'm tryin' to confide in you, ya know?"
"That's messed up, girl. I'm tryin' to confide in you, ya know?"
"[angry] What do you want?"
Okay, I guess. I guess I'm a little stressed out too about this whole asian dude thing
"Okay, calm down. Don't be such a dick."
"Okay, calm down. Don't be such a bitch."
"[friendly] Hey, what's up, man?"
"[friendly] Hey, what's up, girl?"
"Hey."
"[hostile] Hey, dude, I thought I told you to leave me alone."
"[hostile] Hey, girl, I thought I told you to leave me alone."
"[hostile] I don't want to talk to you anymore."
"Yeah!"
"Nah."
"Thanks."
"No way! Really?"
"[uncertain] I don't know."
"I'm not helping you!"
"That's cool!"
"By the way..."
"Take this, man."
"Take this, girl."
"I'll send you an email, okay?"
"Sure. What do you want to know?"
"Just go down to the end of the street, make a left into the parking garage, take the steps down and the tunnel will lead you right out to the beach."
"Oh, yeah, here's somethin'! There's a Blood bank in the basement of this Medical Clinic here. That can come in mighty handy for Vampires, know what I mean?"
"Hell yeah! I knew it! I knew you were. I could just tell oh man I mean, with you being Nosferatu and all it's kind of obvious, but it was like I could sense you coming, ya know? The name's Knox Harrington. Cool to meet you."